By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML
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Epiczors 0

PALIN '12. maybe that's what the mayans were talking about.

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DocBastard 38

I'm going to get ahead of the game and start the political controversy: I think all politicians should be rounded up, placed in a large vat, and covered with glue. Discuss.

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naiboy93 0

your parents might be idiots. no offense.

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CoachLlama 5

I'm guessing they live more than ten minutes away. Did they know you were coming? Maybe you need to get into politics.

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MassEffectNerd 0

FYL just because your parents like Sara Palin.

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sloaan 0

Sarah Palin is stupid and unethical. FYL for being born through people who like her.

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smokeymcpottt 3

How dare you, she's a nice lady!

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emmanizzer 6

haha :) she is a nice lady... just not fit for politics

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TColby 12

Any parents that would choose Sarah Palin over their kids are idiots. She's a stupid ignorant politician who doesn't deserve the kind of attention she gets.

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boopityboppity 11

You just described every politician, ever.

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DocBastard 38

"Ignorant Politician" is another redundant phrase like close proximity, advance warning, end result, and past experience.

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boopityboppity 11

61: That's the joke, you dolt. I restated what he said by using two synonyms.

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RainieSmiles 0

OH NOEZ POLITICS ARGUMENT COMING SOON

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Xythenol 6

FTL for going to such a book signing. And FYL for not busting into their house and stealing all their toilet paper.

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DocBastard 38

I'm going to get ahead of the game and start the political controversy: I think all politicians should be rounded up, placed in a large vat, and covered with glue. Discuss.

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DocBastard 38

Ok, all politicians and lawyers. And change the glue to cement.

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Cinn_fml 22

Why limit what chemicals you chose to use? I can think of some way more interesting ones. :P

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smokeymcpottt 3

Yes, like introducing the element of the gerbil to the endothermic heat of their asses.

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UrLiFsuX 4

That actually happens more than you think, coming from an EMT, people are....interesting I guess.

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tigrouficele2012 44

Sarah Palin can write?! Jeez, you learn something new every day...

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Syrael 0

My guess is someone wrote it for her, either that or its a picture book!

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thebacons200212 5

either that or she reads it off a teleprompter like Obama. JS

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stronghand0331 17

Maybe it's a pop-up book with lots of colors and small words to keep the people of America entertained.

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