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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
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Imagril 0

How old is that kid? seriously he needs some sense of respect kicked into him

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suckstobeyou3 0

Ground that little brat for being an asshole.

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HelloStarshine 0

Aww.. if he saw that it was you, I'm sorry. That was pretty mean. Other than that, maybe you embarrassed him? I don't know if I'd be alright with my parents making a scene like the either.

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Imagril 0

How old is that kid? seriously he needs some sense of respect kicked into him

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neverland_fml 0

Oh my god, that's horrendous! You need to sit your kid down, tell him you know what he said and ask him why he would insult his own mother like that. Then ground him.

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GGnoRe 0

Props to you for cheering your son's name, but you should probably lose weight; I heard liposuction was great for fat people like you.

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Kamazar 0

Um, this may seem like an alien concept to you, but some us of HATE it when our parents SINGLE US OUT at game when all we're trying to do is FIT the F*** IN and PLAY OUR HEARTS OUT! And yeah, being overweight really doesn't help.

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orph_the_d 5

You can't "play your heart out" if Mommy is there cheering? Well don't you just personify the ol' eye of the tiger. I never heard sh*t when I was in teh goal box, too busy playin shiznit like a boss. If it wasn't a ball or wearing cleats I didn't notice squat and neither did my teammates. I think the real problem here is that you suck. Stealth mode is destroyed if your mom reminds them you are out on the field hogging all teh suck. "Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!! THEY ARE GUNNA SEE I PLAY LIKE A SLOPPY WET TURD. !!1!1!1one!!!11!!!" Winning is a cure for embarrassment. Just sayin'.

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yeaboiii 0

ok, ok just cuz someone says "fat bitch" doesn't mean your a ****** fatass whale, its just an insult people, stop sayin "lose so me weight you fat whale"

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instrumentals 0

It's terrible that he said that, but if you knew your son better you would probably know what he does/doesn't enjoy (i.e., that your screaming his name is more embarrassing than encouraging). Can't believe I have to type this out. But yeah, YDI. Being a kid is tough, I think we forget too easy.

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cmbx3 0

your son was just embarrased, but that does suck. =[

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noname90 0

hello you guys are so mean. you dont judge people beacuse their fat or skinny.. seriously who ever said shes a fat bitch is a jerk..

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MKflyy 0

That's awful. Your sons lucky you even go to his games. I would love it if my parents watched and cheered me on. I hope that he learns to appreciate you because it's appearent you love him. He should count his blessings cause it sounds like he's got it pretty good. I don't know many dysfunctional parents that attend their childrens games. Hope you get this sorted out.

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Manganimegrl 16

I agree also. My parents rarely came to any of my concerts and recitals (I don't do sports, I'm just not good at them), and it hurt to see them go to all of my brother's and sister's games and concerts and all that stuff. Whenever they did get to go, they were always late, but they still smiled and waved, which made me happy that they could make it.

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