Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband...

By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML

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By Austin Franklin - 18/03/2012 11:41 - United States

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

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By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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By heya - 24/12/2012 10:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML

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By Kate - 24/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - St. Thomas

Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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FistPump 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:29

Tell your step-mom that maybe it wouldn't happen if her daughter put out.

alexsannell 13

Monday 25 January 2010 16:27

that's not your fault,maybe his true feelings were coming out;) lol

Comments

Amazingman90 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:49

ydi for dressing slutty

skigirl98 9

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:17

YOU ^ deserved it for not reading. Does she say anywhere that she was dressed skanky??

krnmafia92 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:29

Clearly this is obvious from the post. Did you also read about the flying superhero bear and the talking waffles?

lolfmlfail 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:34

and a very obvious troll is even more obvious

junying 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:05

ur step mum must hate you. or she's just a plain insensitive bitch.

Newbie21 1

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:12

I agree with 51

Kat_MS 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:19

Guess #79 didn't see post #21 before commenting ...

PentiumBawls8 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 6:34

It all comes down to how people define what kind of wardrobe appears to be "skanky" For all I know, she could be well dressed, but showing a little bit of cleavage. And if so, what's wrong with that? Her husband is a complete moron for being intoxicated. The Step Mom is also a moron for taking his side.

schalk 12

Tuesday 26 January 2010 7:47

Are they editing submissions again? Lots of people are saying she was wearing jeans and a hoodie but i don't see where it states that. 2 things OP : 1) dysfunctional family 2) you live in new jersey FYL indeed