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By CollegeKID - 23/05/2012 03:27 - United States

Today, I went to orientation for college. They gave us a name tag and I tried to figure out how to put it on for a few minutes. After struggling with it I realized it was a sticker. FML

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By nametag - 09/06/2009 02:07 - Canada

Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML

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By jessica238 - 08/04/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML

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By strongjon60 - 07/02/2012 15:07 - United States

Today, at my internship, I was told we were going to do something fun. I was excited, until I found out that this "fun" thing was labeling 500 folders. FML

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By librarygirl - 13/08/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the library. A kid came up and asked me to help him peel the back off his sticker. It took me so long the kid left. Determined, I still tried to peel it off. Fifteen minutes later, the librarian came over, looked once at it, and told me it wasn't a sticker. FML

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By student414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2025 15:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Norristown

Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML

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By Wrongdoor - 06/12/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML

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By Casey W - 13/03/2017 12:00

Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML

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By Tagged - 13/09/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

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mzrobinson 13

Wednesday 23 May 2012 9:16

Are you sure you should be in college?

GothicAngel17 24

Wednesday 23 May 2012 9:17

And you made it into college how, exactly?

Comments

Rapide100 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 12:13

Well I wouldn't worry too much, college is a waste of time anyways...

burntbeard 4

Wednesday 23 May 2012 12:45

teens these days use tablets more then low tech stickers whens the last time you heard when I was reading a paper book I didn't know a word and tried to click on it.

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 23 May 2012 12:49

A few FMLs ago.

I_heart_sex 1

Wednesday 23 May 2012 13:21

He didn't say what college! Could have been clown college!

HairyPunisher 27

Wednesday 23 May 2012 13:34

Oh the brilliant minds of tomorrow.

Dusty_Busters 15

Wednesday 23 May 2012 13:48

Wow your life sucks! Are you gonna make it??

quontag 15

Wednesday 23 May 2012 14:09

Go to college to get more knowledge.

wtflawl 3

Wednesday 23 May 2012 14:11

How do u not realize it was a sticker...

perdix 29

Wednesday 23 May 2012 14:37

Did you keep reading the sticker waiting for it to finish? Hello, my name is... Yes, go on, what's your name? What's your name, dammit?!

ironheart98 14

Wednesday 23 May 2012 15:03

good luck passing college LOL

perdix 29

Wednesday 23 May 2012 15:04

Were you home-schooled? That could be a dig at the lunatic-fringe home schooling movement, or pointing out that lots of school events use the "Hello, my name is" stickers and would explain how you had never seen them before. Choose the one you like more.

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 30 May 2012 8:05

67- Not all home-schooling is lunatic. If parents with no educational background wake up one day and decide to "teach" their children, then yes... that's insanity. However there are a lot of home-schooling programs now, many of which are fully accredited, that provide a good alternative for parents who don't like the public school system.