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By CollegeKID - 23/05/2012 03:27 - United States

Today, I went to orientation for college. They gave us a name tag and I tried to figure out how to put it on for a few minutes. After struggling with it I realized it was a sticker. FML

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By nametag - 09/06/2009 02:07 - Canada

Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML

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By jessica238 - 08/04/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML

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By strongjon60 - 07/02/2012 15:07 - United States

Today, at my internship, I was told we were going to do something fun. I was excited, until I found out that this "fun" thing was labeling 500 folders. FML

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By librarygirl - 13/08/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the library. A kid came up and asked me to help him peel the back off his sticker. It took me so long the kid left. Determined, I still tried to peel it off. Fifteen minutes later, the librarian came over, looked once at it, and told me it wasn't a sticker. FML

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By student414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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Stuck on you

By Anonymous - 10/02/2025 15:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML

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For posterity

By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Norristown

Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML

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By Wrongdoor - 06/12/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML

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By Casey W - 13/03/2017 12:00

Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML

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By Tagged - 13/09/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML

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mzrobinson 13

Wednesday 23 May 2012 9:16

Are you sure you should be in college?

GothicAngel17 24

Wednesday 23 May 2012 9:17

And you made it into college how, exactly?

Comments

midnight21 8

Wednesday 23 May 2012 23:17

You shouldn't be in college...

dinosaur_rawr3 0

Wednesday 23 May 2012 23:22

How did you make it to college exactly? Just curious...

0Star67 2

Thursday 24 May 2012 0:20

Phew. Hopefully sticker mechanics wont be on the tests!!

MedicsWife 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 1:20

Wow. What's your major? Phys. Ed.? Basket weaving?

FatTony2010 4

Thursday 24 May 2012 2:29

Someone is clever ;)

toalysium 15

Thursday 24 May 2012 2:42

Sounds like you're about to waste four years...

Harley77 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 2:45

Don't feel bad, being that you're special needs, you'll receive extra time to take your tests.

Kidkaplan 19

Thursday 24 May 2012 4:13

College will treat u well

HCG94 14

Thursday 24 May 2012 4:37

That was actually your first test... Looks like you failed it too.

horseraddish 4

Thursday 24 May 2012 7:14

Freshmen undergrads... Let me guess, business major?

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