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By ashlyn - 06/08/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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luismyl 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 12:18

I noticed you still call him boyfriend.

Halcyon3210 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 12:15

They're probably his.

Comments

fyreshadowes 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:41

Something similar happened to me once. I stayed over at my boyfriend's house, and after I got home the next day, he called to ask if I'd left my bra under his bed. I hadn't (didn't even own a bra the color of the one he was describing) and it was pretty awkward until we realized it was his sister's. Don't automatically assume he's cheating without further evidence.

NotAUsername 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:16

Ooh, daaayyyyuuum, O.P

VivaLaColdplay 27

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:40

104# How did his sisters bra got under his bed?! ._. Something is wrong..

pianogrl96 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:25

Maybe a cop was hungry and couldnt find a good donut shop. Don't worry it was for a good cause.

noeyolivia 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:27

what the heck did the other girl leave with?!

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:14

You've never heard of a change of clothes?

noeyolivia 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:11

ever hear of a pretty picture?(:

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 11 August 2011 10:48

Ever heard of a non-bitchy response? Though I can see that that might've been my fault, I never meant for my original comment to sound bitchy or demeaning, but on reflection I can see how it might read that way.

noeyolivia 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 23:30

yeah well you might want to be a little careful with that next time.

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 12 August 2011 9:02

No need to worry. ;p

Nuahavizu 17

Thursday 11 August 2011 4:26

Well, i hope it was just left there long ago and he is kind of a slob.. otherwise he is a dumbass.

justanotherhuman 21

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:40

Wow. Captain Dipsh!t here is asking his girlfriend if the female panties and top are hers. I really, really like anyone that has that "maaaaan fnck the 5th amendment!" outlook on life.