Love: Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's...

By ashlyn - 06/08/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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luismyl 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 12:18

I noticed you still call him boyfriend.

Halcyon3210 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 12:15

They're probably his.

Comments

grovervac3000 15

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:19

Who's are they then?

Dallasluver19 14

Friday 8 June 2012 13:31

Why would he ask if they were yours? They should be because your his ONLY girlfriend. Right?

teresee 8

Thursday 19 July 2012 3:34

Notice the part where he 'asked you'?! Shouldn't they be yours by default?!

Hawaii84 16

Friday 21 June 2013 16:50

Am I the only one wondering how the girl got home without her top?

xXAlorraXx 11

Monday 8 September 2014 14:25

you mean ex right?

cdncw 20

Wednesday 27 May 2015 23:40

Over the last 5 months, I've found the following items in my house: 2 pairs of women's socks 2 pairs of panties 1 pair of women's heels 1 woman's shirt 1 woman's razor 1 bra A few of the items belong to someone that I haven't seen in approximately two years. Most of the stuff was from people crashing at my place after clubbing (to avoid drinking and driving), or people who got ready to go out at my place and forgot parts of their original outfit when they left. It's amazing what you find in places you never look. If "finding an unknown piece of clothing" was a definitive indicator of cheating, then I'd be in big trouble over these last two years.