Intimacy: Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after...

By strawberry - 17/11/2015 17:51 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML

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By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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LMAO__no 15

Wednesday 18 November 2015 1:08

I would have laughed and promptly moved to another seat!

TAntobella 14

Wednesday 18 November 2015 1:09

Wow. Fire your friend..

Comments

interesting33 36

Wednesday 18 November 2015 13:38

What the actual??? HOW does he thimk that is ok?

drowningfishy 5

Wednesday 18 November 2015 13:51

That's when you pretend to make eye contact with it and say how tiny and cute it is despite it's deformities and continue on till you make him as uncomfortable as you.

BananEnigma 24

Wednesday 18 November 2015 13:55

I would have promptly removed myself and told a manager or security that he was sexually harassing me and I just wanted to watch the damn movie. This guy reserves NO respect.

TheBestAround23 13

Wednesday 18 November 2015 14:05

should have said that tiny thing

jaredofmo 22

Wednesday 18 November 2015 14:13

I see people are saying she should get up and leave, but that guy could be violent and try to force her to stay, possibly even hurt her. I hope she got out safe and with her dignity intact, though.

ImmortalSyn 17

Wednesday 18 November 2015 14:50

Why would you put it in your mouth at all? You just met the guy and you don't even know if he's clean down there. Just punch him there instead.

Asinger06 1

Wednesday 18 November 2015 15:12

What in the hell is wrong with people?

pasupathymuthu 16

Wednesday 18 November 2015 15:13

Well, probably he was turned down by other women previously for being a "nice guy". So he probably tried an "image makeover" and tried the bad-boy act. And even that backfired.