By strawberry - 17/11/2015 17:51 - United States - Colorado Springs

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Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML
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LMAO__no 15

I would have laughed and promptly moved to another seat!

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TAntobella 14

Wow. Fire your friend..

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Tripartita 44

I can sympathize, OP; dates often confuse me for a tailor and expect me to make alterations to their pants. It's gotten to the point where it's just easier to keep a thread and needle on me at all times.

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Angsty_Armadillo 25

I had to scroll back up and read the FML for this one to hit me.

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AkBunny907 18

I'd personally laugh and tell him I don't see anything worth getting to

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smoothies14 32

I hope you poured his drink on it and left right then.

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Shmatterhorn 38

And waste an expensive movie theater soda? Just laugh and point, then move as far away as possible (or even leave).

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Jets4Life89 4

Don't...date....him...all women I'm telling you this, that dick probably did that before and had some stupid bitch do it so now he treats you all like crap, don't give him the time of day.

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CharlieM78 9

There's also the possibility he wasn't interested and decided to make you leave instead of him leaving by being a douche.

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TheGolfGTI 24

Really? He couldn't have done anything else like a sane rational adult? Like, I don't know, leave?

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Algorithm 24

Women participating in consensual sex acts aren't "stupid bitches" for it and it doesn't cause gross dudes to be gross. Full responsibility goes to him for being an asshole with no social skills who's apparently confused his first date for a fleshlight.

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9a_1z 12

People are upvoting this but all I see is someone thinking it's okay to call women stupid bitches for dating people they don't approve of, and expecting OP to be so weak willed that she needs their input on the subject. Am I missing something?

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allplayedout 20

How tall are you that you can reach far enough to blame this ********'s behavior on a completely hypothetical woman?

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gratunka 11

Yeah ask your friend what they said as the selling point to get the date for you. they may have some misconceptions about you

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Cnscott0205 15

You should've said, "Aw! Hey there little guy."

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LuckBeNimble 19

and if it was huge? I mean, I get the impulse to make fun of his package for being a douche--but that type of behavior doesn't warrant a response to begin with; why repay disrespect by lowering yourself to that level? idiots never learn anyway.

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KneeJerker 24

Yeah you should get to it. Get straight to punching him in the balls. Sorry OP. Hope you promptly left the idiot that thinks he's better than anyone else.

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Rammer3500 23

You should have told him to get the hell out

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lexred 30

Don't be with him....or these type if guys. Else you'll have to "get to it" for the rest of your life.

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kmw003 17

lol did you get to "spilling" your drink on his pants instead?

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