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Sounds like she broke up with him from the way the fml was worded.
It just makes it worse that it happened while you were sitting right there. People like that make me sick
I agree, and then for them both to just lie to his face about it? It's pathetic.
What a lovely lady you chose. So classy and discreet. She should have given you a hand job at the same time. I mean, fair's fair, right? And you probably paid for her ticket right? Jizzing all over her clothes for vengeance would be appropriate in this instance.
That's just... What in the hell was she thinking! You were right there!
Sorry. Your girlfriend was such a bitch. I hope for your own good you aren't still friends with him either
She was telling the truth about mopping up the spill. A proper hand job will cause a sticky mess. Now that she's HIS girlfriend, maybe she'll want to cheat with you and give you a hand job. You'll get the best of both worlds -- she'll get freaky with you in the theater, and he'll pay for her ticket and the popcorn. Maybe he'll end up eating some popcorn that had been touched by her gooey fingers. Sweet revenge ;)
That explains the sticky floors in movie theaters...
Ha, Dane Cook. Love it!
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Uh.. well.. at least you caught her in the act! You go, OP! If she would lie to your face like that, honestly, you're better off without her. And no, I'm not just saying that.
Bitches