Intimacy: Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others....

By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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By pink_cupcakes - 15/08/2009 10:22 - Australia

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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Renesaga 8

Friday 15 June 2012 5:30

Uh.. well.. at least you caught her in the act! You go, OP! If she would lie to your face like that, honestly, you're better off without her. And no, I'm not just saying that.

mariah_2014 0

Friday 15 June 2012 5:29

Bitches

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zihsuan 1

Friday 15 June 2012 5:34

Sounds like she broke up with him from the way the fml was worded.

nadnerbz 6

Friday 15 June 2012 5:35

It just makes it worse that it happened while you were sitting right there. People like that make me sick

im_emile 4

Friday 15 June 2012 7:41

I agree, and then for them both to just lie to his face about it? It's pathetic.

PrincessPesa 20

Friday 15 June 2012 5:35

What a lovely lady you chose. So classy and discreet. She should have given you a hand job at the same time. I mean, fair's fair, right? And you probably paid for her ticket right? Jizzing all over her clothes for vengeance would be appropriate in this instance.

g0ldenb0nes 6

Friday 15 June 2012 5:35

Definitely better off single than with a girl that jacks off your best friend.

bobbeta30 14

Friday 15 June 2012 5:35

That's just... What in the hell was she thinking! You were right there!

bhai33 9

Friday 15 June 2012 5:36

**** bitches man, s'all bout money

Rowdey 10

Friday 15 June 2012 21:29

**** money, diamonds, AND bitches. Don't need 'em.

sillycart 9

Friday 15 June 2012 5:37

What movie was it.

florido_fml 10

Friday 15 June 2012 6:10

I wanna know too thumps up

maxisis_fml 6

Friday 15 June 2012 5:38

Sorry. Your girlfriend was such a bitch. I hope for your own good you aren't still friends with him either

perdix 29

Friday 15 June 2012 5:40

She was telling the truth about mopping up the spill. A proper hand job will cause a sticky mess. Now that she's HIS girlfriend, maybe she'll want to cheat with you and give you a hand job. You'll get the best of both worlds -- she'll get freaky with you in the theater, and he'll pay for her ticket and the popcorn. Maybe he'll end up eating some popcorn that had been touched by her gooey fingers. Sweet revenge ;)

the_anti_hipster 7

Friday 15 June 2012 6:34

Although if she really was such a pro at handjobs, it would've been more difficult for him to fake being asleep. Lots more moaning and humping...unless you do that in your sleep too. *looks around* no? I'm the only one? Damn.