By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Spicy
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 804
You deserved it 3 887

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Uh.. well.. at least you caught her in the act! You go, OP! If she would lie to your face like that, honestly, you're better off without her. And no, I'm not just saying that.

Comments

Sounds like she broke up with him from the way the fml was worded.

nadnerbz 6

It just makes it worse that it happened while you were sitting right there. People like that make me sick

I agree, and then for them both to just lie to his face about it? It's pathetic.

What a lovely lady you chose. So classy and discreet. She should have given you a hand job at the same time. I mean, fair's fair, right? And you probably paid for her ticket right? Jizzing all over her clothes for vengeance would be appropriate in this instance.

g0ldenb0nes 6

Definitely better off single than with a girl that jacks off your best friend.

That's just... What in the hell was she thinking! You were right there!

**** money, diamonds, AND bitches. Don't need 'em.

sillycart 9
florido_fml 10

Sorry. Your girlfriend was such a bitch. I hope for your own good you aren't still friends with him either

perdix 29

She was telling the truth about mopping up the spill. A proper hand job will cause a sticky mess. Now that she's HIS girlfriend, maybe she'll want to cheat with you and give you a hand job. You'll get the best of both worlds -- she'll get freaky with you in the theater, and he'll pay for her ticket and the popcorn. Maybe he'll end up eating some popcorn that had been touched by her gooey fingers. Sweet revenge ;)

the_anti_hipster 7

Although if she really was such a pro at handjobs, it would've been more difficult for him to fake being asleep. Lots more moaning and humping...unless you do that in your sleep too. *looks around* no? I'm the only one? Damn.

flockz 19

sweet revenge? more like salty seconds.

That explains the sticky floors in movie theaters...

olpally 32

Person walking in the aisle "What is this sticky stuff on the floor?" op's best friend "Oh yeah, I just came" Fyl dude.. :(