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By sadness - 29/11/2010 18:58 - South Africa

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

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By Youknowwho - 18/01/2009 02:55 - Australia

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

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By Coley - 29/01/2009 22:46 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML

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No uggos

By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML

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Uggos R us

By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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By Sad Sally - 24/04/2012 11:22 - United States

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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Doggy dog world

By Whatever - 24/09/2021 08:00

Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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Ex-friend

By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 03:00

Today, my friend, knowing my mental health is really bad right now, decided to yell out the fact I have an eating disorder, and how she never sees me eat ever, then started to talk about self-harm and how she would never do it despite what she has gone through. All while side-eyeing me when talking to other people. FML

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By trolls have hit the gutters - 17/02/2015 18:23 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML

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Monday 29 November 2010 23:02

what an ass, you should have kicked his butt.

hcovballer247 0

Monday 29 November 2010 23:10

Keep your head held high and don't let words bring you down.

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roadkill223 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:19

They can help a lot as long as you're honest with them.

Hehehohaha 0

Friday 3 December 2010 3:06

PLASTIC SURGERY

l0lkitteh 0

Friday 3 December 2010 20:06

dayummalyssa 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 3:01

you people need to shut up. & that guy saying ur ugly is an ass who needs to learn how to keep things to himself just saying..

richard92105 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 3:13

a.bunch of one night stands will boost your self esteem

ndm777 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 7:49

Being ugly or pretty is only a matter of OPINION. It is not a fact when someone says it.

birdfreak 24

Thursday 3 February 2011 3:35

u shood yell I got ears people call me retarded all the time thats wat I tell em

limepinklis 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:17

lol I like you:)

tamoodielovesmar 1

Monday 23 May 2011 6:20

way to ruin the fml 120

smartalek 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 2:47

I bet you're hideous.

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