Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't...

By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2015 04:04 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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You deserved it 1 203

By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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You deserved it 2 849

By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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You deserved it 4 304

By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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You deserved it 1 924

By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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You deserved it 2 355

By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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You deserved it 3 136

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Thursday 9 July 2009 20:07

Wow that was probably the most awkward moment you can ever live lol

santaCLAUZx 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:16

that's a little funny but it's not like she really knew the reality of the situation.lmao.

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bb1_00 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:37

that sucks!!!! fyl hope nxt time she thinks u are soone better than a ****......

gooner123 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:57

haha this is amazing! I emailed it to my entire contact list! lol

kawa_fml 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:16

It's not often I feel really bad for someone and be giggling a little at the same time...

aquarius6 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:53

gotta love granny!!

Pink_ElePhant88 0

Friday 10 July 2009 3:28

FHL, not FYL, she is the one that is old and has Alzheimer's

kokojellyswirls 0

Friday 10 July 2009 3:35

play along :D say " I was always mom's favorite! " Jkjkjk. Unless you're mean like that

Cormophyte 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:05

That'll teach you not to visit old people :D

batgirl_babygirl 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:10

hasn't this one already been posted?

red_raven_fml 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:41

This FML is not so funny :(

Gaston_fml 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:18

Alzheimers sucks... :( My grandparents are going to celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary in August, and my grandma doesn't even remember being married to my grandpa... It's so sad :(