By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
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Bostern 29

Maybe you should have said "I have another cavity that needs filling, if you know what I mean."

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carmel1110 12

BURN. This is why you don't flirt with your doctors of any kind...

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Pleonasm 35

By mouth he meant his drilling tool. You wouldn't want to go out with a guy like that anyway, sounds like he's burning all his Bridges. He deserves a kick to the Crown jewels for giving you such lip; gum to think of it though, maybe there is some Wisdom(+)Tooth in what he says. Anyway, it's his f-loss.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Somebody kill me. Too many crappy puns D:

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Pleonasm 35

You say that like I almost give a shit what you think.

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1R1X0X0 10

Wow how mature to give an advice like that. Physical violence to his testicles surely will help op. Grow up dude.

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Pleonasm 35

Who says I'm trying? Just because word play isn't second nature to you, doesn't mean it also isn't for me.

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Smeelover27 15

Apparently, OP couldn't handle the tooth.

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Daiyuki 5

I'll never understand people who think puns are clever, especially not forced ones with a less than tenuous logical link.

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Kalipczo 21

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit lemon line. Fabulous. For a good clean feeling.

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Jakespeed207 4

I'm incredibly tempted to say that in Spanish now...

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Free4ever 6

brush twice a day, floss once a day and smile all day.

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EvilUndead 9

That's rude. IF you *still* feel like it, fix your teeth and try again.

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emilyjgraham 34

Yes it may be rude but he probably gets a lot of people flirting and some people don't take polite hints that they don't want the attention. :)

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KiddNYC1O 20

Good job, Aaliyah.

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oj101 33

Considering your username, I don't think any guy would want to kiss you, or put *that* in your mouth, especially a dentist who knows all kinds of bacteria and diseases associated with rotting teeth. Good skin and teeth (alongside personality) are actually the two major features we get attracted to. Everything else tend to be secondary factors.

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Charleybelle 14

YDI. Coming from a family of dentists. Brush at least twice a day and floss before bed. Not that hard. Like 15 minutes of your day out of 1440..

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xRezSynn 15

Lesson learned: never flirt with any doctors

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pradip 26

Should have said, "I pity you aren't a gynecologist".

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gymnast4life77 17

Your face must've been RED. I feel for ya

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