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By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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By wut - 05/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

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By Matt - 27/06/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. I got a new dentist who started out a conversation about school. She asked where I went to school and if I liked my principal. After I told her I thought he was full of himself, she said she was married to him. FML

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By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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By bdogge99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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By -- - 04/09/2011 16:42 - Canada

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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By thanks..? - 03/11/2018 17:30

Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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Bostern 29

Monday 21 January 2013 12:09

Maybe you should have said "I have another cavity that needs filling, if you know what I mean."

carmel1110 12

Monday 21 January 2013 12:09

BURN. This is why you don't flirt with your doctors of any kind...

Comments

poccocurantes 7

Monday 21 January 2013 15:58

Just show him your amazing talent. Eating corn through a picket fence.

poccocurantes 7

Monday 21 January 2013 16:01

I think Op has a case of butter teeth. She's got a pretty face but her teeth...?

Quiet_one 22

Monday 21 January 2013 16:04

On the one hand, I want to say YDI for flirting with your dentist, but I decided on FYL because his response was incredibly rude where a simple "no" would have done just fine. He sounds like an arrogant dick.

CheeseHater 23

Monday 21 January 2013 18:02

You changed my mind, actually. That was such a dickish answer.

Bikrbum 6

Monday 21 January 2013 16:04

Ouch!! That had to hurt..

Bridgetyy 5

Monday 21 January 2013 16:58

YDI for not taking better care of your teeth.

ModernXSuperman 11

Monday 21 January 2013 17:32

I'm guessing your username, blackandyellow, is talking about your teeth, so I don't blame him.

Lastking85 6

Monday 21 January 2013 17:53

Oooooch !!!

dontpanic_fml 32

Monday 21 January 2013 18:41

Ha! Some girl who thinks it's appropriate to start flirting like a dumbass with her dentist and then ask him out...I would've said the same thing. Hop off lady, keep it in your pants for goodness' sake.

Pigeon89 34

Monday 21 January 2013 19:09

Weird- I was saying to my dental nurse today how it's frightening how many people put so much effort into their outward appearance and yet it's so shocking, and a little upsetting when you see their mouths :( One of my friends was saying he saw a girl who he'd genuinely kiss on a night out but the state of her mouth was beyond foul!