By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
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Bostern 29

Maybe you should have said "I have another cavity that needs filling, if you know what I mean."

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carmel1110 12

BURN. This is why you don't flirt with your doctors of any kind...

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buckdharma 37

Sounds like the dentist would rather be pulling teeth than making time with you.

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opoopu 8

You failed. Simple as that. Try again next time!

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kittygirl92 10

Thats y u keep ur mouth healthy

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

To everyone giving OP crap, how do you know her mouth was dirty? Maybe the dentist is just a prick and isn't interested, but of course he could use his profession as an excuse to give her the cold shoulder. We don't know all the facts. FYL OP

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karlcolt45 19

Black gums! Yellow teeth! Them men is scared of it but them germs ain't! hahaha

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karlcolt45 19

black gums! yellow teeth! them men is scared of it but them germs ain't!

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stonedfishies 10

How rude of him. He could've just said no.

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