By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
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Bostern 29

Maybe you should have said "I have another cavity that needs filling, if you know what I mean."

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carmel1110 12

BURN. This is why you don't flirt with your doctors of any kind...

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Albarufus 13

It was still kind of ignorant of him to judge you by looking at your teeth.

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Tidus0 17

Perhaps you should then retort, well if that's the case I'm getting a new dentist cos you clearly suck at your job

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DasHaas 9

Probably not really worth dating, as others have mentioned.

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

Would YOU like to stick your tongue in a dirty ass mouth?

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zombieslayer83 19

Yeah, his "tongue " in your mouth!

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Dallyni 22

Rule number one: if you don't understand a joke don't admit it. You just look dumb

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CrazyManNo9 29

Rule number two. Don't talk about the fight club!

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Gunnie 24

Haha, maybe I enjoy that reputation :)

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Gunnie 24

Only you forgot Rule number one was you do not talk about FIght Club :P

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zombieslayer83 19

It's a "Members " only joke!

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

True fact : dentists love to look for impact bruises in the mouth of their female patients (grownups will guess why). Maybe he didn't find any in yours, and so thought you were not worth it.

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

No, OP is the creeper. You shouldn't flirt with ANY of your doctors. Plus, I wouldn't wanna date someone whose mouth I knew was dirty.

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japtap81 16

1- never flirt with ur doctor or dentist, it's tacky 2- after the decay and tartar is drilled off ur teeth, well lets just say the decay says alot about ur hygiene alone 3- just cuz he's cute doesn't mean u have to flirt, my plumber is sexy but I would never flirt with him 4- are u that desperate that u would actually believe ur dentist would go out with u after cleaning ur nasty teeth?

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Ellenpop 15

Tell him you make up for a lack of oral hygiene with other oral skills.

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whY402Jay 12

Trying to spit game while receiving oral treatment... you must have been way past due.

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