Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time....

By HeSaysImNoBeard - 26/11/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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Avatar II: Is Shite

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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Weird movie choice

By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 00:01

Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By nanuka_g - 27/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML

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Thursday 26 November 2009 21:10

you should dump him before you find out he has a boyfriend.

supersnakesolid 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:17

twilight sucks

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NCGolden 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 21:57

my girlfriend did that for both movies, they bored me to death

ptpete25 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:05

You need to dump that zero and get yourself a hero!!

Person1233 12

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:09

Lol... Hercules was just on ABC D:

abbylolz 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:05

Lucky!!!! My bf would nvr do that! Jeez lucky this is sooo not an FML

abbylolz 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:12

Edward rox Jacob is a pile of jelouse crap

ShutUpandEat 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:15

Your boyfriend IS GAY!

Twitch04 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:30

A lot of you guys are total assholes. So what if he likes Twilight? So what if he wanted to see the movie? It's just a book series. Grow the **** up, you idiots.

Jason_Q 4

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:32

YDI for having a bitch as a boyfriend. Grow up and get a better guy.

Twitch04 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:39

Congratulations, you're a shallow, thick-headed idiot! By what means does liking Twilight make him a "bitch" or that she should get "a better guy?" So because he likes Twilight, he doesn't deserve a girlfriend. For some reason. Okay, yeah, that makes sense. So all wrestlers are gay [too much guy-guy contact!], all basketball players are gay [they play with balls!] and so are football players [BOTH!]? Oh, and if you like Twilight, YOU DON'T DESERVE A GIRLFRIEND EITHER! In fact, your girlfriend had better LEAVE YOU for a BETTER guy! Because you're absolutely worthless as a human being because of what you like. Too bad, try again next life. Seems that there are just some people out there who will devalue you just because you like a certain book series. Oh darn.

Starchild21 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:45

I agree dude. Most of these peeps are shallow assholes _________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

The__Redneck 7

Sunday 29 November 2009 2:45

Wrestlers, basketball players, and football players don't spend two hours at a time staring at half-naked, waxed-chested, ~sparkly~ men. Neither do any other heterosexual men. And it's not that guys who like Twilight don't deserve girlfriends... it's that they really don't want them.

Twitch04 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:32

Okay. Sorry. People on the swim team, then? The whole point of thinking he's gay or less of a man because he likes Twilight is for ridiculous, closed-minded, ignorant assholes. Who says he likes Twilight for Edward or Jacob? There IS Bella, you know. Sure, she's a bitch, but she's pretty hot in the movies. And the whole movies aren't made of those. You're being an ignorant idiot.

The__Redneck 7

Monday 30 November 2009 5:29

Or it's for people who actually saw the trailers... even if we wish we hadn't. But how do you know Bella's a bitch? Sounds like I irritated a Twilight fan--do you watch 90210 for the drama and "Sparticus" for the historical relevence, too?

KnownUnknown 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:42

haaa, have fun watching your man catch a boner by Edward

sayheyyybabe 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:44

Just because her boyfriend likes Twilight doesn't mean that he's gay or a pussy. He simply wanted to see New Moon! Unless, of course, when it comes out on DVD he insists you buy it and always fast forwards to the "Edward Cullen strip tease" part while biting his finger and saying, "Mm...I'd love to tap that cold vampire ass all night long, gurlfrand", I don't think there is a problem.