Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the arcade with my dad, and we decided to try...

By begging for air - 20/02/2014 17:45 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I went to the arcade with my dad, and we decided to try out the hurricane simulator, which blasts 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML

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By Mj - 20/07/2016 00:28 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

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By longlostkid556 - 05/06/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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Chemical warfare

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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By anonymous - 07/12/2015 13:28 - United States - Mandeville

Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By SaggyBoy135 - 12/07/2011 12:19 - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 22:37 - United States

Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

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By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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Thursday 20 February 2014 22:43

Now you can say you've also been in a gas chamber simulator.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Thursday 20 February 2014 23:48

15, I wanted to make you aware that your profile pictute bears some resemblance to Justin Bieber. If I were you, I would change it.

Comments

ThisisHarry 5

Friday 21 February 2014 0:31

At least he didn't follow through.

sohigh10 34

Friday 21 February 2014 1:01

be happy it was just a fart.. a little something extra could've come out and been blown all over you

littlekellilee 45

Friday 21 February 2014 1:20

Are you sure the machine was on? Your dad could have just had hurricane-force gas.

mxgirl1998 26

Friday 21 February 2014 2:08

That's a little.. Shit- *gets shot*

skipper2009 18

Friday 21 February 2014 3:16

Ultimate crop dusting.

BigMac92 11

Friday 21 February 2014 3:37

OP, your dad sounds freaking awesome! I want to try that on a friend now. But that does suck, I know how bad farts can smell in a crowded place. At least it didn't go into your mouth