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By begging for air - 20/02/2014 17:45 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I went to the arcade with my dad, and we decided to try out the hurricane simulator, which blasts 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML

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Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

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By longlostkid556 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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By anonymous - 07/12/2015 13:28 - United States - Mandeville

Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By SaggyBoy135 - 12/07/2011 12:19 - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 22:37 - United States

Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

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By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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Thursday 20 February 2014 22:43

Now you can say you've also been in a gas chamber simulator.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Thursday 20 February 2014 23:48

15, I wanted to make you aware that your profile pictute bears some resemblance to Justin Bieber. If I were you, I would change it.

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PainOfDemise 11

Friday 21 February 2014 17:20

I've tried that simulator before. Not worth the money, but that would be good for a laugh.

buttcramp 21

Friday 21 February 2014 17:32

are you sure it was just a fart?

Omniprism 14

Friday 21 February 2014 20:22

That's funny though I'd not be happy if that'd had been me.

squarecircles 13

Friday 21 February 2014 21:32

Reminds me of that song, "they call me the breeze"

Curlytwirly22 17

Friday 21 February 2014 23:22

FYL dude I'm soooo sorry for you cuz it seriously sucks when that happens

incoherentrmblr 21

Saturday 22 February 2014 7:26

This is truly priceless...

Tabbiekat 9

Saturday 22 February 2014 7:57

I got in one of those with my brother and He hadnt taken a shower for a few days. His stench just kinda blew around

silvanawernli 5

Saturday 22 February 2014 8:06

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WeskersSexslave 15

Saturday 22 February 2014 8:28

rofl throw one that's twice as smelly.. If anything, get creative and let a little turd nugget fly

mrlopez 13

Sunday 23 February 2014 16:15

Spare society if you can. We already have to go through the embarrassment of having to conceal our farts - so much more if things were to fly out of one's pants