Love: Today, I went to the dentist. He asked me to lean my head closer... - FML

By rmb131 - 20/03/2009 04:33 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I went to the dentist. He asked me to lean my head closer to him so he could get a better look at my teeth. He was hard. FML

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By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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By Username - 15/07/2010 19:53 - France

Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

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By bdogge99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By ledentist - 12/09/2012 02:24 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML

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Not now, Cooper

By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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Strike while the iron is hot

By Hatim - 04/04/2023 08:00 - United Arab Emirates - Sharjah

Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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Top comments

commafullstop 1

Friday 20 March 2009 12:23

^ That's what he hoped! BA DUM TSH!

Jimboom 11

Friday 20 March 2009 12:49

Now just put your head back and relax.. you won't feel a thing.... unless you want to. ;-)

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holygodthatshars 0

Friday 3 December 2010 3:48

LMFAO

pretty_girl2022 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 3:33

win!

tigerarmychic 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:43

sounds delicious.

fml365xoxo 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:07

Sue the bastard.

thetruth006 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:28

lmao

MxRusko 0

Friday 17 June 2011 1:03

dentist

OMGWTFBBQXD 2

Friday 24 June 2011 2:45

You should of said " Bitch! I am not coming close to you! You got a ******* boner! Dude you sick " XD Then you could of been sitting there laughing at his reaction :)

drewmay 0

Monday 11 July 2011 7:26

u would look

barbiegirl491 1

Friday 12 August 2011 19:01

We'll that's creepy

HighasaCloud 46

Thursday 24 May 2012 16:20

When you go to your dentist for root canal, Be warned! When they make you pass out they mouth rape you and come on your tongue. With all the other stuff they do involving anesthetics and tools, you'll never taste it.

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