By unknown951 - 29/11/2010 07:11

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12

it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.

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FmyLinNY 0

Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??

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jose1760 1

Remember if you shake it more that two times your playing with it!!!

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starberries 0

I don't think that applies to boobs. If you shake your boobs at all, you're playing with them.

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xxwhatkatiedidxx 0

yes it can happen, I have the same problem!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

That's unfortunate. On the bright side, you can claim that it's your superpower.

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crankg 3

one month later she'd edit it "...i thought"

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iheartglasses 0

Of course youre not pregnant. Pregnant women produce colostrum. The actual milk only comes in days after the birth of the baby. Im surprised none of that medical advice above included that little bit of info lol

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Jossyve 0

and I hve been pregnant

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starberries 0

Any particular reason you're sharing that info with us...?

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noaige 6

someones in heat!!!! (your body is telling you to have a baby!)

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BrzlnBrwni 0

you can actually grow them bigger now if you start pumping them. the beauty of lactating.

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