By unknown951 - 29/11/2010 07:11

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12

it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.

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FmyLinNY 0

Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??

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harbqll 0

Prolactinoma? Better get your levels checked to see if you need an MRI.

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RedneckRider 4

one boob should have milk the other chocolate... omg heaven

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walterdoesITwith 0

can iye hav sum milc pweese?.;!)

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Leftieswillrule 3

you're secreting a nutritious liquid? how exactly is that an FML?

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Poetry 0

that's quite normal , although you mite be a goat

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Blue_Eyed_Beast 7

Actually, that's (supposedly) normal. With enough groping or suckling of the nipple, milk will start to be made to supply the "baby" with the milk it needs, even if there isn't a baby at all. Also, if you were pregnant but then something happened to the baby, like a miscarriage or an abortion, sometimes milk will be made. But, don't quote me on that stuff, I've only heard it randomly.

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saturnsonic 3

im thirsty,got milk?

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WankersCramp 0

not an fml. its pretty normal. humans can produce a lot when they are pregnant but can produce some even if they are not so shut up

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