By LaineyLove - 09/05/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor. For the past year, my stomach would get upset every time I ate. Attempting to ease the pain, I would always eat a piece of bread. My doctor told me I have Celiac disease, which means I'm allergic to gluten. I'm allergic to bread. FML
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I'm the one who wrote the FML. I'll clear some things up for those of you who think I deserved it. The FMLs have to be short so I couldn't write the whole story. My main symptoms were severe joint and muscle pain along with cramping and headaches. The stomach pain was constant, not just when I ate bread. I had a hard time even digesting vegetables. I went to doctors practically every week and scoured the internet. I was finally "diagnosed" with fibromyalgia and IBS. My first Celiac blood test came back negative, but finally my gastroenterologist figured it out. I'm now gluten-free, and I'm feeling much better (although hungry). And I'm a pre-med student, so I'm not an idiot. I saw at least 5 different doctors and specialists. I even went to Mayo Clinic. Celiac can be a very difficult diagnosis as the symptoms are often non-specific. Thanks for all the tips on gluten-free food. It's time for me to start cooking!

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fretforyerlatte 0

that does suck. but. didn't the bread just make you feel worse? and if so, why did you keep eating it each time?

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Linesksc 0

Im sorry... I know what that one is like... they thought I had that too. There are plenty of support groups out there, and a lot of alternatives.. keep your head up!!!!

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1073kat 0

aw mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, fml totally

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heyitsmandy 0

Aw, wow. A whole year of that? FML!

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lolagaxiola 0

#89 I know that in the UK and I think the US 1 in 100 people have coeliac.

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Chuck3791 0

hahah this is funny, Not really, but as I was reading your FML, I diagnoised you... My friend has celiacs disease. Sucks man, but there are alternative types of flower... You'll be okay.

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xThatRandomGirlx 0

That does suck, I'm sorry. My cousin has Celiacs, too.

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lcehpp 0

i know it sounds like an FML but there are a lot of alternatives, its becoming more and more recognized in the medical and food community. when i first got diagnosed (i have an intolerance, i don't actually have Celiac) i was like "what the hell am i going to eat now!?" but i have learned that there is plenty out there, you just kind of have to go out of your way to find it. if you have a whole foods in your town, you are golden. They have a TON of gluten free mixes (brownies, cookies, bread) as well as pre-made baked goods in a certain freezer section. i've been gluten free for about 2 years and i feel so much more healthy, i used to wake up with headaches, be fatigued all the time and i would get sick a lot more often now all of that is gone.

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lcehpp 0

oh and #81 i LOVE Amy's gluten free mac n' cheese and Glutino products, so good!

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nikkireese 0

i feel real bad for 97 who beats what i'm about to say: i personally am vegetarian, plus allergic to wheat, soy, seafood, peanuts, tree nuts, corn, green peas, dairy, melon, and citrus. but eating isn't that bad for me. fortunately i know how to cook and was already familiar with the few health food stores in my area from being vegetarian, so once i was diagnosed with the new allergies (i'd always had problems with tree/peanuts and seafood) and actually ACCEPTED my condition - that was the hardest part for me - i was fine. OP, i recommend visiting a homeopathic doctor if you can budget it. i went when i found out about all the allergies and was freaked out by the idea of never eating again. she had me detox and put me on a rather satisfying diet.

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alexturnerlove22 0

Heyy, don't feel bad, I have celiac too and I've gotten used to it after a while. And yes, it can be spelled celiac OR coeliac so don't make stupid judgements (ahem #4). For all the people saying, "It's ok, you'll get skinny!" I just have to warn you that I've had it all my life so I'm really underweight and my doctor basically wants me to eat sticks of butter so I can gain weight. Sometimes celiac sucks but it'll get better. Good luck!

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alexturnerlove22 0

Oh and P.S. Kinnikinick is amazing. Their donuts are DELICIOUS but they have to be shipped in from Canada, so they cost huge amounts of $$$. Also, if you're ever in Manhattan, go to BabyCakes bakery. They make the best cupcakes and cookies that are gluten- and sugar-free and vegan. If you won't be getting to New York anytime soon, they also have a cookbook with all the recipes. Be warned: you will need 1) obscure ingredients such as flax meal and 2) serious baking skills to be able to figure out the complicated recipes.

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