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By Angela - 04/01/2012 19:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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Pinky

By grandlisleguy - 03/02/2020 21:00 - United States - Colchester

Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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First day at work

By dumbass724 - 13/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML

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By richardmrcs - 08/07/2013 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML

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It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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Thursday 5 January 2012 0:05

You didn't feel a breeze? lol

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Thursday 5 January 2012 0:05

I remember you!

Comments

Jellieblitz 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:31

sounds like my puppy.... hopefully someday they will grow out of it

aaboydboyd 8

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:42

they must have smelt tuna...

chipmonk69 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:45

sucks to be u now dont it

chipmonk69 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:45

sucks to be u now dont it

lovefml987 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:59

no more camando for you

almostalbino 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:09

Ma'am, we'd like a quick urine same, and by the looks of that hole in your pants, you just need to squat right over this cup and we'll be all set...

rollback21 2

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:12

Awkward!....

Sweetpea944 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:15

I think I would have felt a cold draft down there..

jorge_guevara 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:00

Good excuse to buy new ones

GreenDancingBear 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:04

that's the downside to going commando....

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