By sillygoose - 14/12/2009 03:53 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML
I agree, your life sucks 320
You deserved it 190

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crumsnatcha 4

This is only a FML if you ate it afterward.

Your doctor: 'I don't get paid enough for this'.

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Hahaha I hope you don't reproduce.. If I were your doctor I would have convinced you that you've grown a chocolate factory on your back

smallfarmer3 0

YDI for not taking a ******* shower

Hopefully they figured that out after they charged you $1000 for the lab tests.

He's in Canada, he doesn't get charged for that, unfortunately that would be paid for by tax money (sigh).....

you're an idiot you seriously couldnt smell the chocolate on your back ? wait dont you have friends to tell you how horrible you smell or that theres a stain on your back! i honestly think you live in a dump with no tub or mirrors tisk tisk tisk your a friggin pig !

Try to wash yourself more than once a month. And how did you manage to get chocolate on your back anyway?!

"Oh yeah! Rub chocolate on my back and call me a dirty boy!" It seems she didn't lick it all off, hm?

Chocolate, did you say....CHOCOLATE? With or without nuts? Chocolate? CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!!

That happened on "The New Adventures of Old Christine"...if youre going to tell a fake story, at least tell your own!