By sillygoose - 14/12/2009 03:53 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML
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crumsnatcha 4

This is only a FML if you ate it afterward.

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senorcristian 0

Your doctor: 'I don't get paid enough for this'.

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chyna417 0

How did you get chocolate on your back? Did you lay in bed eating multiple bars of chocolate and fell asleep on top of the chocolate wrappers? However you managed to get the chocolate on your back is kind of disgusting. Apparently you don't shower or bathe, but you could have at least showered before going to your doctor. YDI for not cleaning your nasty behind.

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ScaryyMary 14

I read a book like this as a kid, something about a little boy who ate nothing but chocolate and ended up getting covered in chocolate spots, like chicken pox. Anyone remember the name, please message me?

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Music131 0

HOW THE **** DID YOU GET IT ON YOUR BACK? WERE YOU ******* THE CHOCOLATE?

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morgan_5230 0

This. Is. Nasty.

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MRSsquarepants 0

did it never accur to you to just try to dust it off.. ?

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Pacocanrocko 0

Wat the hell wer u doin to be able to get chocolate all the way on ur back..wen it should be goin to you face!!!!!

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kaitlyn3xo 0

don't you take showers?

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