Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open,...

By Nickname - 12/10/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

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Today, I reached for my lip balm while laying in bed in the dark. I accidentally knocked my bedside lamp, and it fell on my hand and shattered. A huge glass fragment impaled my hand. I just got out of surgery. FML

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By tm - 18/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Madisonville

Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By Gg - 23/07/2009 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:06

Apparently you're so bad that the soap bottle told you to shut up.

matt120784 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:06

Busted lip? Probably a Chris Brown song...

Comments

heavymetalman1 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:15

did you clean that wound with some soap?

holybuckets 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:15

That's awesome! You should have told the truth! :)

amazinglyHappy 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:16

At least it wasn't a razor... Unless you were singing Justin Bieber. :D

amazinglyHappy 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:20

*D:

tennisrapper1 14

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:16

Fyl for cutting your lip so bad, ydi for lying.

tennisrapper1 14

Thursday 13 October 2011 5:48

Now that I think about it, that's pretty embarrassing, so fyl all together. I might've done the same thing... I'm sorry u don't deserve it! :)

yungcommy 1

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:19

i hate fat people

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:25

So, you hate yo momma?

NeonBluee 8

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:36

I hate your comment.

Babydoll4ever 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:37

In Soviet Russia, fat people hate you.

wegetrz 14

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:45

so who's the hated fat person :/

EmilyJoSmyth 4

Thursday 13 October 2011 1:29

How the bloody hell does someone's weight have to do whit this FML?

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:23

This reminds me of that song that my friends and I used to sing in elementary school, "Payless shoes aint got no grip, so you'll fall down and bust your lip!", just replace Payless shoes with OP. But I wore 'em anyway, because when you're young you don't need good shoes anyway since you outgrow them so fast. Plus it was the only place to get shoes with Digimon on them! Or Pokemon, if you liked repetitive stories better than a great storyline and a lot of humor. Anyways I'll stop rambling now.