By Phoenix0614 - 25/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML
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doink 0

It could have been worse. You could have bought $30 of cat food and a Snickers bar.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Mr. Snuggle Mittens would like to have a word with you regarding your TPS reports...

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CallMeHush 0

Google Heidi the Becon Hill cat lady, please don't turn into her.

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Residence_fml 4

YDI, it's not like this is a point of no return. Go out with some friends and don't be embaressed to flirt with a guy, when you want something you got to get it yourself don't feel shame or else don't bitch about it. Good luck with it.

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FerrariCake 2

Hey, at least you're not THAT OTHER single woman who only buys cat food... but doesn't have a cat.

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Orlinda 2

ummm yea thank god I'm not that lonely

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irishwhiskey91 0

hey eat those protein bars, work em off. get trim, feed your cats and hit a club! go from THAT single woman, to THAAAT single woman ;)

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Secret_Fire_King 0

haha.. thats a bit harsh.. considering all the recent suicide-related FMLs..

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jillz 0

Keep doing what you're doing. Don't change a thing and maybe you can avoid being THAT single mom.

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wh4t3v3R 0

Oh, I thought the cat food was for her, hence the paring with her protein bars.

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allmidnighteyes 10

All the single ladies, all the single ladies

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Luckster 0

So you have a cat and you're single. So flippin what? You're not THAT single woman until you have 5+ cats that didn't come from the same litter and still want more 'precious babies'.

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