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By Phoenix0614 - 25/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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Winner winner chicken dinner

By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 14:02

Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML

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Respect

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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You deserved it 202

By pathetic - 06/11/2013 13:04 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

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You deserved it 22 596

By ashamed - 22/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, in an effort to be more healthy, I bought a pack of protein bars as a substitute for snacks. I ate all 5 of them in one sitting. FML

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You deserved it 4 344

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By St Steven - 15/04/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping but once at the store I realized that I'd forgotten my shopping list at home. I ended up buying a bunch of random items using basic guesswork and forgetting what I had originally gone to the store for. I now have two avocados, even though I hate avocados. FML

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You deserved it 1 236

Sounds like a plan

By Billybob - 28/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I was meal-planning for the week, and sent my fiancee a grocery list with the stuff I needed. She ignored the list and bought nothing but junk food. I guess we can just eat cookie dough and sugar cereal, and die of diabetes in our fifties. FML

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You deserved it 118

Off script

By Going hungry - 28/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML

I agree, your life sucks 489

You deserved it 170

By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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You deserved it 88 787

Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 494

You deserved it 4 510

doink 0

Monday 25 January 2010 12:20

It could have been worse. You could have bought $30 of cat food and a Snickers bar.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 25 January 2010 16:11

Mr. Snuggle Mittens would like to have a word with you regarding your TPS reports...

Comments

neko_ceko 3

Monday 25 January 2010 14:00

You eat cat food? jk

Aska_fml 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 15:10

Those dudes at District 9 eat cat food.

perdix 29

Monday 25 January 2010 14:20

Write back when you descend to the next level of THAT single woman. You know, the one whose grocery store purchases are only a cucumber and Vaseline. And we'll be expecting pics that time.

applesmoothiee 2

Monday 25 January 2010 15:31

^this

smrtblkguy 0

Monday 25 January 2010 14:22

why so many protein bars?

Phoenix0614 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 19:27

No time to eat in the OR :-(

nadsm 0

Monday 25 January 2010 14:23

@18 hahahahahaha.

Newbie21 1

Monday 25 January 2010 14:34

lol @ 18

yakturk43 0

Monday 25 January 2010 14:40

you made yourself into that pathetic excuse for a woman. YDI

RushFanatic 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:17

Hmm... #22, if she's such a poor excuse for a woman, maybe she could go& work out with Vera DiMilo.

blankslate 0

Monday 25 January 2010 15:19

*sweat drop* *sweat drop* "ACK!"

PhillyFox 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:27

And since you chose to become THAT women, why are you complaining? If it bothers you that much, change!

i_am_tiff_21 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:04

Aww. I would most likely become that single woman too.

AwesomeAndy 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:19

But you're cute, don't think like that

davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:15

this is why I don't date women with cats. dogs are alot better and you can actually meet people in the park! my advice? buy a dog

Spadoinkle 10

Thursday 26 March 2015 13:03

Not everyone wants a dog. I like dogs, but I prefer cats because they are more independent, and I don't have to let them out or back inside in the middle of the night. Also, they don't bark and annoy the shit out of me every time something moves. And, I'm also anti-social, so cats > dogs and parks.