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By Phoenix0614 - 25/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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Winner winner chicken dinner

By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 14:02

Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML

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Respect

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By pathetic - 06/11/2013 13:04 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

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By ashamed - 22/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, in an effort to be more healthy, I bought a pack of protein bars as a substitute for snacks. I ate all 5 of them in one sitting. FML

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By St Steven - 15/04/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping but once at the store I realized that I'd forgotten my shopping list at home. I ended up buying a bunch of random items using basic guesswork and forgetting what I had originally gone to the store for. I now have two avocados, even though I hate avocados. FML

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Sounds like a plan

By Billybob - 28/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I was meal-planning for the week, and sent my fiancee a grocery list with the stuff I needed. She ignored the list and bought nothing but junk food. I guess we can just eat cookie dough and sugar cereal, and die of diabetes in our fifties. FML

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Off script

By Going hungry - 28/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML

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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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doink 0

Monday 25 January 2010 12:20

It could have been worse. You could have bought $30 of cat food and a Snickers bar.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 25 January 2010 16:11

Mr. Snuggle Mittens would like to have a word with you regarding your TPS reports...

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Jaded4good 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:43

Either you can cope with living alone, and stick to your cats, or you find them a new home and adopt a dog. Walking it three times a day makes you fit, healthy, happy and it gets you to meet some dog-walking guys. You're welcome.

devondv 5

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:44

Lets talk about single. My saturday night was spent at wal mart buying a slow cooker. i made my first real dinner though. I made a fantastic pot roast with veggies and gravy (not a gravy fan but you have to make it). you will still feel really single when it is done but your belly will be full.

taycandy96 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:34

eewwww cat girl...ur gonna be an old cranky woman with 32 cats.....get a boyfriend...HURRY!!!!!!

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:42

Wow. You sound like a prize. Are you hot?

monicab 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:24

hahahaajahahahhahaha

spiritdragon 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:56

Simple solution to get out of that rut: drown your cats and get a dog. A real dog, not one of those "toy" breed things.

Adventure_Time 5

Monday 27 February 2012 10:45

agreed

Spadoinkle 10

Thursday 26 March 2015 13:05

That's terrible. How about drowning your dog, you ass.

poorgurl 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:44

I'm right there with you.

metrockick10 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 3:01

I don't understand the dog vs cat mentality. I have a dog, and a cat and work out five days a week and buy protein bars to eat on the way to the gym from work since I don't have time to eat an actual meal. So yeah, why is this such a bad thing. Unless this was your only grocery trip of the week, and the last substantial conversation you can remember was with your cat and you were arguing about the dissolution of the traditional family unit with him, then you should be alright.