Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the grocery store. My checker was very hot....

By flustered - 28/07/2009 22:55 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. My checker was very hot. When it came time for me to pay, I swiped my debit card and the machine kept rejecting it. Sure that I had money in my account, I did it again, before the cute checker informed me that I was swiping my driver's license, not my debit. FML

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By MissSmarts - 14/12/2009 01:27 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

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By Goki - 06/06/2009 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

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It's Joever

By Anonymous - 15/07/2024 08:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I had an extremely embarrassing moment when I tried to pay my restaurant bill. First, I tried swiping my card, only for it not to work. After the cashier suggested I insert my chip card, I tried putting it on the bottom, only for it not to be there. I finished by putting the card in the proper place upside-down. FML

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By I hate Walmart???? - 24/02/2014 09:36 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML

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Bullet = Dodged

By nikkei - 01/09/2018 22:00

Today, while paying for dinner, my card declined and my date immediately left. The waitress then ran my card again successfully. FML

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Supermarket sweep

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was using self-checkout at the grocery store, and the machine flipped out and started randomly announcing, "Please wait for assistance." No one came to help, but the machine just kept loudly repeating it until everyone stared at me like I was trying to steal grapes. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 07/04/2018 19:00

Today, it took me four tries to find the right position to swipe my debit card. My mom screamed "Oh, for God's sake, why don't you ever get it right the FIRST time?" She then apologized to the cashier for having "such a stupid child". FML

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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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Obwaban 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 9:13

haha, woooooooow. someone is easily distracted

1aidan1 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 9:23

Wow that's embarrising

Comments

Arancaytar 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:02

Tell the checker you were distracted; turn it into a flirt. :P

greendaygirl112 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 18:21

did u get his or her # or name god try alittle recovery

aidenkush 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 10:14

:o that would suck sooo bad

omgitsgabby 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:08

this is more of a MLIA.

sexkitten129 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 8:40

omg I have totally done that before! lol

daniella4680 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:43

lololololol

Lunachic91 6

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:37

lmao I did that once cause I was flustered and nervous! Not exactly a FML though.

couturegirl2 7

Tuesday 1 March 2011 2:28

agree w/ #10. drivers licences don't have a magnetic strip....

ackumm 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 19:38

So...you're stupid enough to swipe your license and you also don't know the word "cashier"? I'm ashamed you're in America -___-

endurancefan212 21

Saturday 31 August 2013 20:15

Uhh..Who cares whether or not the OP uses the word "cashier?" The OP is probably from a different part of the world that uses that word. Cut him some slack, It's just a word.