By Wino - 05/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0

lol you drink so much you had to lie to a cashier!

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cerebellum_fml 0

PARTY AT HER HOUSE

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degco44 0

Stop drinking, and then you won't have to lie about that stuff.

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horse_lvr96 0

oh em gee.....big deal...evry one lies :))

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Emperor_Jim 0

You obviously have a problem, OP. Quit drinking or soon you'll have a real reason to post an FML.

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JukeboxBunny 0

As soon as I read the first sentence, it was an automatic YDI.

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jane99 0

The cashier makes fun of my buyer a lot, I find it hillarious.

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bahahaha 0

why is this an FML? you're an alcoholic. seek help.

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katherinebby17 28

sounds like my older brother

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cmm724 0

No shame. Anyone that matters likes to have a good time!!

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a_c_M_2010 0

Who cares what the cashier thinks? You're the paying customer, you have the right to buy whatever you want.

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