By Iarla_ceapaire93 - 16/06/2015 17:27 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. While I was running on the treadmill, my beer belly pushed against the emergency stop button, twice. FML
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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erindgentry 28

One time I went to the gym. I heard the sound of clapping and got so excited. Turns out it was just my thighs.

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Shadowinthesun 15

At least your trying and that's what counts. Don't listen to all the negativity.

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Sweetjessierose 8

At least you're trying! Don't give up, OP, you got this!!

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novdestiny 23

good on you mate! I hope you keep trying :-)

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earthlyscum 19

Hey who cares. Don't let this discourage you, keep up the good work love xo

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JKPwnage 27

Well props for taking the initiative!

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aliahh7 6

Motivation to keep going, nothing worth having comes easy

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ConstantlyAnna 8

Well done for trying. Soon enough, that beer belly will be the first thing to go :)

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S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Hey! Keep it up! It's going to take time.

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thellamanator00 8

Beers belly? No more like a excess fuel tank

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renegadedarling 15

Why are you running so close to the front?

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