By tannerpaul - 25/03/2011 01:30

Spicy
Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriend's emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 456
You deserved it 4 566

Same thing different taste

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and you listen to her?? just leave and never come back.

enonymous 8

Seizure? or the most mind blowing ****** she has ever had and she wants you to take notes? I'll let you decide

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eminentempress 0

and you stayed? smh. you should of bounced.

threesome totally written all over! exactly what I was thinkn!! what a better way to initiate one other than at the hospital bed?

TehPurpleIce 5

Ok... 1. Dump the girl. 2. She sounds like that ***** "Bella" on Twilight, wanting both guys. Lmao, I can't believe I used to watch that. It fails. But anyway, sorry, dude. FYL

zach055 23

I feel sorry for the fact that she had a seizure, but the fact that she was cheating on you kind of tops that.

Kelseyk96 7

Bye Bye Girlfriend! (cheating, NOT Seizure)

badkittykills69 0
zachmeach 0

wtf this is not a fml there is nothin bad for this person it sucks to be the chick in the hospital bed

gtfo dude. she's not worth the heart ache or breath.