By tannerpaul - 25/03/2011 01:30

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Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriend's emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
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unfortunate_13 5

and you listen to her?? just leave and never come back.

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enonymous 8

Seizure? or the most mind blowing ****** she has ever had and she wants you to take notes? I'll let you decide

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hochrote 0

Why would she have a BOYFRIEND as an emergency contact anyway?

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Crystalosophy 0

I hope she's your now ex-girlfriend and that you told her to find a new emergency contact.

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pokejaden 5

Take her outside the hospital, under a bush. Tear the other guy's balls out and donate them for transplant. Walk away and laugh — problem solved.

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ExManiac 1

If it were me, I'd leave, also I'd make sure the other man stayed there.. And for more than the night.

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princess151617 4

What the heck ??? That's screwed up

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rapunzellouise 11

Please tell me you're not together anymore! :))

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Rantarm 4

Slap the shit out of her and take the damn blanket while your at it. And if she cries about it tell her to STFU and she deserves it for being a *****

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car8o8line 5

Awkward waiting room moments

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