Health: Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed...

By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 02:02 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

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Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By Yudith - 30/09/2023 09:30 - Canada

Today, after three months of wait, I expected to have a diagnosis and treatment plan from my doctor. Instead, I got an appointment with a surgeon "just to be sure", and an appointment with a GP to get referrals to two other doctors for more appointments. Meanwhile, my health gets worse and worse. FML

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Monday 12 October 2015 18:46

The tech can't legally tell you. But in all honesty he could be wrong. In the hospital I have had techs say someone had cancer/stroke/ etc. which they didn't. Or that someone is completely normal and fine, but were full of cancer.

cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Monday 12 October 2015 18:42

You'll get to know soon OP. You'd rather hear it from a professional anyways. The tech could just see something normal that he thinks is off.

Comments

khorstmye 15

Monday 12 October 2015 18:54

He might really enjoy messing with people

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Monday 12 October 2015 19:10

someone else lives inside of you

beeferjay 34

Monday 12 October 2015 19:14

it's the herp and it's contagious

healthcarechick 9

Monday 12 October 2015 19:21

How could any moron say YDI?!?!?! Hopefully the tech didn't see something they think they saw

Enslaved 36

Monday 12 October 2015 19:32

My husband was mis-diagnosed by the ER nurse (that was just "trying to be helpful"). She over looked his X-rays and told us it looks like it could be Hodgkin's Lymphoma. It was a benign tumour on his thymus gland, serious but definitely not cancer! She had us panicked for days until we saw the doctor, whom was the right person to give the correct diagnosis. Waiting for results suck but it's better then given misinformation.

CuteCammy 15

Monday 12 October 2015 19:43

I really want to know what he saw...

Myo_fml 20

Tuesday 13 October 2015 0:32

I agree, we could really use a follow up on this one.

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 13 October 2015 20:40

Two midgets ******** into a bucket.

lellalove_fml 23

Monday 12 October 2015 19:45

I know how that goes. I've gotten a bunch of scans lately. Hopefully it's nothing bad and they can fix you. Good luck!!!

PrideOfTheFallen 19

Monday 12 October 2015 19:46

This requires a follow up

dystanybug15 2

Monday 12 October 2015 19:47

I'm going to school for Radiography and by the Practice Standards it is actually malpractice practice to tell a patient what they see on any radiograph because it is considered to be "diagnosing the patient" and Registered Technologists don't have the proper credentials or education to do such. So we are supposed to tell a patient that they need to follow-up with their doctor for any results. it's not to be mean or anything it's just that. Hope that it's nothing serious though!