By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 551
You deserved it 2 623

Same thing different taste

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Demetra_fml 0

Vanilla a la insect-that-can-survive-nuclear-war! Mmm.

there's the extra protein you would've missed by not having nuts.

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My allergy doctor did some prick test on my back when I was younger to see what I was allergic to,.hurt like a m f'er. They told me I was allergic to horses and rabbits..well,. I didn't listen and they sure were right! My eyes swelled shut and I was gasping for air after I decided to ride heehee at the fair.. sad day. But doctors told me I was allerigic to eggs too, which I avoided for years.. but when I eventually tried them nothing happened, and i've been eating them since. Weird?

Erm, I may be wrong here, but aren't vanilla beans classed as nuts?

waterynuggets 0

I dunno, it comes out of a flower and it's also called "vanilla bean" or whatever

youthink_fml 0

YDI. How much ice cream are you cramming in your face in one spoonful that you don't see a black cockroach in vanilla ice cream?

You are seriously complaining about this? Clay Aiken would have eaten the roach without even batting an eye then turned around and roundhoused the dude that sold you the ice cream.

Foxracin 0

wtf y do u talk about clay aiken?! shes not clay aiken!

peacockfeather 0

What is it with all the Clay Aiken comments?? LOL

MangeMoi_fml 0

StarShine, yu annoy me. Nobody asked you to go into your Big Book of Cockroach Knowledge and tell us all about their climate preferences and all that shit. Take it for what it is and just agree that its nasty, lls. And to the person who called her a bitch, more power to yu lmao

starshine3987 0

I never said it wasn't nasty, just that it sounded like a fake. If someone posting comments annoys you... don't read them.

Nope :) Vanilla beans are from flowers - nuts grow on trees with the exception of peanuts which aren't actually nuts, but they grow in the ground. Edit -- this was supposed to be a response to the question about vanilla beans being nuts...whoops. My bad.

Well, there is a thing called an allergy test, as alexandraa mentioned with lots of needles pricking your back. The bigger the reaction, the more allergic you are. @lifeinhd There is something called "experience," like when you eat one, start suffocating and then call 911. Shut your mouth you ignorant piece of trash.