By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
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Demetra_fml 0

Vanilla a la insect-that-can-survive-nuclear-war! Mmm.

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awesome_o 0

there's the extra protein you would've missed by not having nuts.

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crzyry 6

Am I the only one thinking the OP should be a little happy it was a roach and not an almond?

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baby_gurl2405 0

haha F-that try KFC you never quite know what your gunna find in their fooD!

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Gulo_fml 0

Remember the "McNugget" that was actually a deep fried chicken head?

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perdix 29

If you're deathly allergic to nuts, don't go near guys on stationary bikes.

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imperfectclarity 0

Ugh. I shuddered as I read that. :(

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twiddleFig 0

whaa? you don't like cockroaches in your ice cream...?

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blastvortex 3

Sweet! Crunchy! Filling! Sure it's slimy, but it's oh-so-satisfying! YUM!!!

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Erniesduck123 0

But then everyone would scream fake because they saw that one already.

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darkcloud23 0

horseshit. seen this one like a million times on here.

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