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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By vertigoisarat - 23/02/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By MirandaKristine - 06/03/2020 12:31 - United States - Miami

Today, my dad handed me my refilled birth control prescription. I thanked him, and he replied, "Well, God forbid you run out and reproduce." FML

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Too little, too late

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 20:23 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

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By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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By Hahaha - 29/01/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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Pipe down

By Anonymous - 22/07/2019 00:01

Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML

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cupcakechick 17

Sunday 9 June 2013 18:59

what a bitch! just Ignore her OP, shes just jealous of your beauty, and is pissed she cant get laid

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:01

Ah she's just jealous because she literally IS her own birth control. She's so senile she's probably not getting penile anyway.

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ocampo 6

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:04

well someone likes to give their opinions freely

wubu18 6

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:05

Some people have a miserable life so they have to make other just the same. Just brush it off OP

jackiemora 18

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:06

Where are these bad ass oldies where I live?! LOL

drjohnnyboy 15

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:06

Don't listen to her, OP. you're gonna have sex, so obviously she's wrong and/or her vision is failing her

LOVELIVELAUG 4

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:10

DONT LISTEN TO HER IM SURE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SWEETIE XOXO BUT REMEMBER TO PRACTICE SAFE SEX ID RATHER HAVE YOU NOT DOING THAT DIRTY STUFF BUT ITS YOUR CHPICE OKAY JUST BE SAFE

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:14

Your caps lock seems broken! And your apostophe key! And your moral-judgement switch... I mean it's your opinion that sex is dirty, and you saying you'd rather they not have sex to a total stranger is a bit weird. I mean, you're not their mother, right?

LOVELIVELAUG 4

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:16

ITS JUST MY OPINION IM JUST TRYING TO HELP OUT YOU DONT NEE TO PAY ATTENTION TO MY COMMENT IF YOU DONTLIKE IT

davikiin 6

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:27

Your caps lock. It's irritating and unnecessary. STOP SHOUTING.

olpally 32

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:43

LOUD NOISES!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!?!?!

Axipiter 24

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:46

My spleen just erupted reading 15's comment...

empbob 20

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:52

1, OP is a guy, 2, OP was buying condoms, so unless OP is really talented at making balloon animals, OP was planning on safe sex.

empbob 20

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:55

And on the next page I see someone mentioned making balloon animals, my bad...

buddy51 23

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:10

Tell the old bag you use them for making balloon animals for kids birthday parties, OP and then complain to the management about having a judgmental moron working for them.