By sherryberry2013 - 10/06/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 572
You deserved it 7 072

Same thing different taste

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jennifer93 0

you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"

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shawdiebad 1

- qirl that niqqa wouldd havee qot embarassed outt there !

Guess he wanted some more pussy, what an ass. DUMP THE BASTARD.

joeybull 0

OP must play WoW because regardless of it's definition que'd makes me think of WoW. On another note, dump him and marry the guy from another fml that wants to play WoW over getting married, at least he doesn't want to pretend you aren't together for other women.(:

Also when I first read this I thought OP meant cooed but just typed the wrong word. "some girls cooed behind us and my bf invited them to see the movie with us." It made sense to me until I realized she just meant they got in line behind them. So now I am confused as to why op's boyfriend thought these girls would be interested in seeing a movie with them.

If you've been with him for two years, I'm willing to bet that this isn't the first sign he'd given you that he's a POS. YDI for being dumb enough to date him.

scottymbev 0

is he charlie sheen by any chance?

Aaaabeee 0

what a ********! u shud kick his balls infront of the girls!!

Queef: An expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart. Queue: A line or sequence of people awaiting their turn to be attended to.

USMCSNIPER209 0

y would you still consider him your boyfriend? I would have left the person who did that to me it shows that they have no respect for you or your relationship