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By sherryberry2013 - 10/06/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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You deserved it 113

By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

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By Squishy - 22/08/2010 23:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

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jennifer93 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:52

you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"

classickari 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:48

wow. that sucks. screw him

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lovekills_slowly 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 7:16

dude i totally agree with #284, what an asshole, you should have knocked that guy out!!!!

cro99 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 7:42

he shouldn't have invited those girls in the first place!!

pieceofmyheart 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:03

dick

Lovelygurl1497 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:14

OMG I'm so sorry:( god if my boyfriend did that I'd slap him in the face!!!!

nightDREAMERms 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:42

I'm sorry... I can't help but find this absolutely hilarious! I mean Wow! "Graviously introduced me as his little sister." Seriously though, if your boyfriend is the type to make almost out-of-line jokes like that, then you should learn/know how to fire it right back, like some of the comebacks commentors have suggested. And if he wasn't just joking or you don't appreciate his sense of humor, break up with him- Done.