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By sherryberry2013 - 10/06/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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You deserved it 113

By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

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By Squishy - 22/08/2010 23:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

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You deserved it 3 138

jennifer93 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:52

you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"

classickari 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:48

wow. that sucks. screw him

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biebette16 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:07

you shudve been like so u kno what mi bro ***** the bed!

ecdancer85 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:26

Slap that douche.

Crncj 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:44

What a dick. i hate when guys pretend that your not their girlfriend to get other chicks. I call them douche bags. and btw, dump his sorry ass.

mekaylahm 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:48

move on girlfriend.....see I can call you that and I don't even know you

sunnyfaceshy 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:53

I don't undorstand

ashleii2010 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:58

omg I would have had a huge talk with him!-.-

anonyn_fml 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:42

you're a weak girl if you sat through the movies with him and the girls after that...

notworthyoffml 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 6:12

not fml worthy

sbjc2004 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 6:20

you should've said, "and this is my gay brother."

TheMotorCity 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 6:32

then I'm guessing your really hot -_-

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Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML

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Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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Today, I was told that I will be a father in 2 months. I had a one night stand about 7 months ago. FML

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