By sherryberry2013 - 10/06/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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jennifer93 0

you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"

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lucidpattern 6

I say you deserve it, cause you're the one who's put up with such a gigantic douchebag for 2 years.

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hellokat1 0

That's not ok! I hope you ditch him for someone who'll be proud to have you at his side.

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chosha_fml 26

YDI if you stay with him after that stellar bit of douchebaggery.

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loovemylife 7

I'd have dumped him on the spot. I hate guys with no respect like that, after two years as well?! Please tell me you've ended it.

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Breeutiful71010 0

If my boyfriend would've done that, which I read this to him and he said he was gonna try it. I would've punched him in the balls then kissed him saying "it's alright baby, I love you." Hahah. But I'm sorry, that really sucks. I hope you did something about it. :/

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hammyyay 0

damn what a bitch you better have left that guy!!

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Tama_fml 13

Why does something about this story not make sense to me...

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Fortitudine 3

Time to break up! Defintely a dick move

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Mommytocoby7711 0

Sounds like a great ending to a relationship....

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