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By sherryberry2013 - 10/06/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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You deserved it 3 187

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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You deserved it 5 905

By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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You deserved it 5 060

By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 076

By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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You deserved it 113

By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

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You deserved it 3 274

By Squishy - 22/08/2010 23:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

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You deserved it 3 138

jennifer93 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:52

you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"

classickari 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:48

wow. that sucks. screw him

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iluvjb4eva 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:33

dump hiss ass!!!!!

ReneeFlem_Flam 2

Monday 13 June 2011 9:16

Wow and why didn't you dump him on the spot? you deserve better F his life for being a jerk.

Lovelygurl1497 0

Monday 13 June 2011 10:03

OMG if my bf did that to me I would of slapped him and said I'm actually his ex girlfriend as of now:/

JellyFish3000 0

Monday 13 June 2011 10:24

OMG ! what a douchebag

inyugirl17 0

Monday 13 June 2011 12:39

that's crazy, dump him...

aNdReWgOs 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:54

I think it's time for a good dumping.

Vaesive 0

Monday 13 June 2011 17:43

Sounds like its time to break up.

shoecrazy 5

Monday 13 June 2011 19:45

dump his ass

boo4native 0

Monday 13 June 2011 20:58

please tell me u broke up with him

foxxi 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:10

what...the FOOK??! **** that. **** him. leave that idiot alone.

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