Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was...

By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:38

Slap him back!

SS99_fml 20

Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:39

Catch him watching **** and go up and slap his dick as hard as you can and say you were "trying to make it better"

Comments

MrBrightside21 20

Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:45

Don't wanna ruin the end of the movie for you, but everyone dies.

RpiesSPIES 27

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:15

Except for the Protagonist's interest... The woman ALWAYS lives... :(

cb1002630 11

Thursday 14 March 2013 6:21

33- Romeo and Juliet

scott1093 13

Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:48

Slap him

noelasis94 18

Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:49

Tell him the movie you made in your mind is better than the one at the theatre and yours ends with him not having sex for a week

jelly713 19

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:13

Everyone tries to use sex as punishment. It doesn't work for everyone. Sorry.

noelasis94 18

Thursday 14 March 2013 5:19

Well from the way this guy was acting in the theatre I'm going to go out on a limb and say it'll probably work

melacortez 11

Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:50

Punch him every time some one in the movie gets punched

emag_eht 18

Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:57

Are you talking to yourself in the 3rd person?

DanielT1994 19

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:00

Your boyfriend's an asshole. I find it hard to believe he actually thought that. You should leave him. You don't hit your partner.

RtardSupport 2

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:06

Should have yelled ABUSE!! mid movie.

HaneenDixon 16

Thursday 14 March 2013 4:27

Oh Stewie, I know you can come up with something better than that! You are Stewie, are you not? The expert in villainous plans and schemes!

somecoolperson1 2

Thursday 14 March 2013 13:54

Everyone will just think she's yelling abuse at the person being slapped in the movie

jelly713 19

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:09

Your boyfriend's a moron. I think someone needs to slap some sense into him. I'd ask myself, why am I dating a guy who thinks it's okay to slap me, at this point, OP.