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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:38

Slap him back!

SS99_fml 20

Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:39

Catch him watching **** and go up and slap his dick as hard as you can and say you were "trying to make it better"

Comments

lochiamochia 25

Thursday 14 March 2013 1:14

I'm just curious which movie this is. Most movies I watch don't involve as much slapping as they do punching, kicking, or all other much more violent acts. .......Well, OP, my dear. There's your silver lining. It definitely could have been worse.

sunshinethehuman 9

Thursday 14 March 2013 1:19

How many slaps can there be in one movie?

Obey_StudBoii 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 1:44

Oh hell no! Pour your drink on him and slap him telling him "that was the deleted scene ". Walk away after.

buddy51 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 1:51

OP- What were you watching? You should be glad it wasn't The Three Stooges! A little Moe, Shemp and Curly and you would have been limping out of the theater!!

perdix 29

Thursday 14 March 2013 2:39

#55, that was going to be my guess! Except, I'm old school -- the Stooges are Larry, Moe and Curly. I thought Moe was a sadist.

Ilsaluna 9

Thursday 14 March 2013 2:15

Slap him? Hit him back. Twice for every single slap. Tell him it's a BOGO. And then break up with him. What a jerk.

a_frogg 9

Thursday 14 March 2013 2:16

Chris Brown, is that you? ...

kolleen_fml 3

Thursday 14 March 2013 2:27

Break up with him!! A guy should never hit you no matter what!

TheVoicesTalk 3

Thursday 14 March 2013 2:38

Maybe it's just me, but I found this funny. If it was real, bruising slaps, then the OP should reconsider the boyfriend.

kawaiisakura 12

Thursday 14 March 2013 5:28

Look at the username..."bruised." I'm guessing they weren't that gentle

dr_snow_bear 29

Thursday 14 March 2013 2:46

And you didn't make him stop why?

Lrigglez 7

Thursday 14 March 2013 3:10

No because it lrigglez thing!!! And lrigglez would like it if everybody would look up to him as a king. But lrigglez understands if you cant. And lrigglez forgives all who forget to call lrigglez king.