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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:38

Slap him back!

SS99_fml 20

Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:39

Catch him watching **** and go up and slap his dick as hard as you can and say you were "trying to make it better"

Comments

thapora 8

Thursday 14 March 2013 5:29

I hope u mean ur ex boyfriend?! Because he's and idiot and so are u if u stay with him

MisterEx 28

Thursday 14 March 2013 5:55

Next time take him to a very, oh very, romantic 3D movie and demand the same

REFF_fml 9

Thursday 14 March 2013 6:41

And was the 3D movie experience much better?

Kirstie93 5

Thursday 14 March 2013 6:57

It's called 4D then

SuperDanielNL 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 8:00

That why one should never date an immature man-child.

32510forever 10

Thursday 14 March 2013 8:16

you guys are freaking ridiculous. break up with him? what's a relationship without playing and humor? yeah, her name is bruised, but what if that's just a joke? if it really hurt her she would have gotten up and left. me and my boyfriend playfully slap each other all the time.

SuperDanielNL 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 8:40

If she did not mind, then tell me why would she put it on FML? Sure some people joke and play around, but obviously it bothered her that's why it's on FML.

itsjusyme 11

Thursday 14 March 2013 8:55

Perhaps he is not a keeper

boredguyyy 10

Thursday 14 March 2013 10:50

Break his nose

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:04

Sooo your boyfriend regularly slapped you for 2 hours and you let him do it?? What are you, his bitch? Better talk some sense into him, there is being playful and there is crossing the line.

TiffanyLint 8

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:51

You can play fight but not let him slap you for two stupid hours to make a movie better that is the start of a physical abuse relationship next his excuse will be it make me fell better if i can slap you during sex and it'll be it helps me with my bad day!!!! That not right to let him hit you like