Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was...

By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:38

Slap him back!

SS99_fml 20

Wednesday 13 March 2013 23:39

Catch him watching **** and go up and slap his dick as hard as you can and say you were "trying to make it better"

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RoseCrystal 17

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:17

physical abuse, coming to a jail cell near you!

Schizomaniac 24

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:20

Please stop.

karlcolt45 19

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:23

“the future is here! pain vision!" apple 2014

Objections 5

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:23

This HD 3D thing is getting ridiculous.

armonicavita 13

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:37

Looks like you were watching the Chris brown documentary

Catkam623 27

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:38

Why? cause that's your thing?

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:53

YDI, OP, for letting him do it for two hours.

tj4234 35

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:55

in some places they have chairs that spray you with water or tickle you because it is in the movie. It's called 4D I think.

Anubis_81 21

Thursday 14 March 2013 0:59

Fart in his face, call it smellavision.

jcrb 11

Thursday 14 March 2013 1:05

genius!!

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Same thing different taste

Dude, STFU!

Move!

Shut up

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