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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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Movie theatre fun

By Username - 02/08/2011 04:43 - Australia

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing, "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 17 December 2011 6:28

& then you snapped right? Because I would be so livid.

ceilingfans 1

Saturday 17 December 2011 6:31

Are you sure it was vomit? He could have been furiously masterbating.

Comments

littlemsweirdo 12

Saturday 17 December 2011 8:15

Yuck, simply yuck. I have no further comment.

penguinazul 13

Saturday 17 December 2011 8:29

This is disgusting; why wouldn't the guy have gotten up to leave if he felt like he was going to puke? I hate people that just puke wherever they are; it's disgusting and especially rude if there are other people around. I mean is it that hard to go find a bathroom or trashcan? If it was that urgent, he could've at least puked in his popcorn bag/bucket; SOMETHING besides puking all over this poor girl's back. Ugh.

drunkenrabbit 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 8:42

What movie was it?

Rawrrrrx3 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 9:10

If he was that sick, why didn't he get up and go to the bathroom? Lol, FYL OP, that's the worst.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Saturday 17 December 2011 9:39

Eeeew! FYL for sure. The guy should've left if he wasn't feeling well.

Pazu_fml 10

Saturday 17 December 2011 10:04

I'm sympathetic to people who suddenly get sick with no warning, but this guy must have known he was sick if he was groaning the whole time. It's 100% his fault, and it sucks to be OP. And as someone who used to work at a theatre, I gotta say this is a big FML for the staff as well, who'll probably be the ones stuck cleaning it up.