By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
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luciejay 0

geez, if you have calculus on your teeth that's a really serious problem. but if it gets to the point that you have trigonometry on your teeth, you may need dentures.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

If she pokes your gum again, violently jerk your head up and smack her in the nose, and claim the sharp pain surprised you. But no, really, give her a dirty look. Passive-aggressive glare vibes - looks that can kill.

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arsenicstandard 0

Such an act of malpractice in the field of dentistry should be shot-down with a legal reprimand on the Dentist's name. For such a vile act, you may be able to even have that dentist put out of work by strippin her of her license to practice.

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jchansfan 0

Demented Evil Nasty Terrible Infamous Sick Twisted Just saying... Dentists are evil... :P

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zander09 0

Stop bitching. At least you have a school dentist.

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24788 6

Haha, just because someone has a degree doesn't mean it's perfect.

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perdix 29

How do you cup female genitalia? Edu-ma-cate me, please.

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Kristoffer 35

"haha Oh I forgot to not sue you for malpractice!"

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perdix 29

I was thinking that, but I wouldn't call it a "cup."

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reality82 0

Two things. One you are supposed to visit the dentist at least every 6 months. So you're ******* disgusting and your breath is probably terrible. Two why would you ever go to a student dentistry. It's about as winning a choice as going to a hair school for a hair cut, they will always **** you up. Pay for your dental care and get it done twice a year jack ass.

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paivarotti 0

I'm pretty sure you're the dumbass here. 1. Not every single country in the world has the same ideas towards oral healthcare as your place. Just because the WHO says every 6 months, doesn't mean everyone has to follow them. 2. Frequency of attendance to a dentist has absolutely no bearing on how good or bad someone's oral health is, so stfu. 3. It's not a student dentist, it's a dentist for the school he attends, learn to read, asswipe. 4. Screw you for making me argue over the internet.

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